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2021 Classic: The Old Beach

Why the wrinkles? For an M. Night Shyamalan movie that suggested the scariest thing about a vacation is getting 50 years older before lunchtime.

Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2021 “Spider-Verse, Sandworms & Family Chains” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original04/18/1996 08:54Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@SpiderMan_Tobey10/20/2000 04:24With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Spice_Girl_Posh11/17/1999 15:26Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette02/14/2007 11:55I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Clans_Leader_9901/30/2004 06:08Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

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