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2010 Vintage: The “Tactical” Coffee Shops (Green Bean)

Why were they everywhere? Because you can’t conduct “Counter-Insurgency” without a $6 iced latte and a secure Wi-Fi signal.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Yahoo_Directory05/06/2015 04:35Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@SouthPark_Stan01/24/2015 13:28Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@SpiderMan_Peter12/01/2007 04:30My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Bluetooth_Bot05/23/2010 18:34Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Cipher_Steak01/19/1996 00:34Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Jackass_Johnny05/05/2004 18:24Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H07/19/1998 02:30Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Maplestory_Kid03/19/2009 15:39@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Not_Bad_Obama02/17/2005 09:54Not bad. Not bad at all.

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