The science teacher looking incredibly stressed because he couldn’t find the “play” button on the digital remote control, accidentally looping the documentary’s background tracks for… Read More »2017 Vintage: The DVD Menu Loop Nightmare
Why did we drink “Turmeric Lattes”? Because 2017 was the year “Golden Milk” became a corporate health mandate. Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2017 Legacy: The New Year Toast
Why was the 2017 BBQ so “Bloody”? Because Cardi B made “bloody shoes” a fashion statement, and we were all just trying to make “yellow… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Bodak Yellow” Rise
Why was there a loud thud coming from every cubicle? Because 2016 was the year every adult tried to flip a half-full water bottle and land it… Read More »2016 Classic: The Bottle Flip Fever
I’m “settling” for a Rattata. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
Major Lazer and DJ Snake created a song that sounds like 2015 feels: a lot of neon lights and a slight headache. Part of the… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Lean On” Beat
Why did Citizenfour win? To remind us that Edward Snowden is watching the Oscars too, probably from a very secure laptop. Part of the 37… Read More »2015 Archive: The Best Documentary Feature
“Next year we get Star Wars back!” “And more craft beer,” says the bartender. Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World… Read More »2014 Vintage: The 2014 Ending
Why was it the new favorite? Because in 2014, we finally realized that if it tastes like dessert, soldiers won’t trade it for a pack… Read More »2014 Legacy: The MRE “Apple Maple Oatmeal”
Why did Taylor Swift move to New York and stop singing country? Because in 2014, she realized that “Shake It Off” was a better response… Read More »2014 Archive: Taylor Swift (1989)
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