2008 Archive: The Flannel
I’m “staying” warm while I tweet. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The “Addicted” Saving Abel
The official song of every guy who thinks he’s a “bad boy” but still calls his mom every Sunday. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2008 Archive: The “Addicted” Saving Abel
2007 Legacy: The Denim
I’m “wearing” out my thumbs. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The “Tactical” iPhone Rumors
Why did officers want the first iPhone? So they could check the “War Map” and their “Stock Portfolio” at the same time (spoiler: both were… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Tactical” iPhone Rumors
2006 Legacy: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Monitor
2006 Classic: The Trash Can
I’m “recycling” my jokes for a new audience. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The Office (US) Premiere
Why did HR lawyers love Michael Scott? Because every 22-minute episode provided enough material for 40 hours of “hostile work environment” training. Part of the… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Office (US) Premiere
2005 Legacy: The Number
I’m “counting” my views. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The Folder Navigation
Why was the manager lost? He clicked “My Computer” and realized he had four different hard drives and no idea which one had the “Reports.”… Read More »2005 Archive: The Folder Navigation
2004 Classic: The Numa
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Numa. / Numa who? / Numa Numa (No more) knocking, just let me in! Part of the 52 Classic… Read More »2004 Classic: The Numa