2007 Vintage: The “Tactical” iPhone Rumors

Why did officers want the first iPhone? So they could check the “War Map” and their “Stock Portfolio” at the same time (spoiler: both were crashing).

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »

Why the "Hive" perspective? To make sure the taxpayers feel like ...read more »

Why the "Birdhouse" look? To prove that the best defense against ...read more »

Why was the 2025 signal so fast? To ensure that the Private can r...read more »

Why was 2025 the year of the "Mosquito"? Because the military rea...read more »

Why was the "Lightning II" sitting on the tarmac? Because it was ...read more »

Why did everyone's Tinder say they were in Cairo? To prove that "...read more »

Why the Guard? Because they’ve spent more time on "Active Duty" i...read more »

Why the Czech initiative? Because finding 800,000 artillery shell...read more »

Why the expansion? Because "Logistics" is now the world’s most ex...read more »

In 2023, the military realized that the "Future of War" costs abo...read more »

In 2010, the military realized that the biggest threat wasn't alw...read more »

Why the Mach 7 upgrade? To deliver a "Message of Peace" so fast t...read more »

In 2008, the military was caught between a global recession and a...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic05/06/2009 21:52This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Lycos_Dog06/14/2005 20:41Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Fight_Club_Tyler10/02/1997 07:46The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@SoundBlaster_AWE11/07/2008 21:45Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Gnutella_User06/22/1995 18:04Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Better_Off_Dead12/27/2002 20:26I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut02/20/2000 02:43My mind is blown by how funny this is.