2014 Legacy: The MRE “Apple Maple Oatmeal”

Why was it the new favorite? Because in 2014, we finally realized that if it tastes like dessert, soldiers won’t trade it for a pack of gum.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the T-62s? To prove that "Vintage" is a legitimate tactical c...read more »

In 2001, the "New World Order" of the 90s evaporated in a single ...read more »

In 2022, the military world realized that a 1980s tank is no matc...read more »

In 1999, the military was living on the edge of a digital apocaly...read more »

Why was the 2025 briefing so secret? Because we finally realized ...read more »

Why did the Pentagon have to "Reboot" the Tactical AI in 2025? Be...read more »

Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »

Why did the Pentagon start using "Project Maven"? To prove that a...read more »

Why the Mach 7 upgrade? To deliver a "Message of Peace" so fast t...read more »

Why did it change to "Strategic Endurance"? Because "Winning" is ...read more »

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Martian Recon" is that w...read more »

In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »

In 2020, the military realized that you can have the most advance...read more »

Why the confusion? Because in 2025, you’re not sure if the Genera...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.105/26/1998 15:06Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Net_Neutral_9504/15/1995 06:06This is why we need the internet.

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club06/04/2006 04:49A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Futurama_Bender05/06/2001 12:29Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Cow_And_Chicken08/14/2001 21:05Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Wild_Thornberry07/12/2009 20:58Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Top_Gun_Maverick11/17/1999 20:19I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Slashdot_Effect05/25/2003 13:55We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!