I’m “settling” for a Rattata.
Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!
Saving the best laugh for last!