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2022 Archive: The Pinocchio (Del Toro) Wood

Why the stop-motion? For proving that a wooden puppet story is much better if it involves Italian fascism and a giant sea monster.

Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick’s G-Force, Elvis’s Voice & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Clueless_Cher04/23/2000 02:13As if! This is too funny.
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee02/21/1997 15:22A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@CSS_Master_9906/13/1997 22:41Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Agent_Smith_0107/20/2004 22:42It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Bernie_Mittens08/21/1998 08:16I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

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