2019 Archive: Peloton Christmas Ad
Why was the wife so nervous? Because she got a bike for Christmas and the internet spent a month debating whether it was a gift… Read More »2019 Archive: Peloton Christmas Ad
2019 Vintage: The Old Town Road
A guy walks in with a horse in the back. The bartender says, “You can’t ride that in here.” The guy says, “I’m gonna ride… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Old Town Road
2018 Classic: The “Moth and Lamp” Meme
Why was the manager staring at the overhead light? “Bröther, may I have some… Strategy?” Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2018 “GDPR &… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Moth and Lamp” Meme
2018 Vintage: Album of the Year
Why 24K Magic? Because who needs “progressive” music when you can have a song that sounds like the best wedding reception ever? Part of the… Read More »2018 Vintage: Album of the Year
2018 Classic: The Elon Musk Space Car
A guy walks into a bar and says, “There’s a Tesla orbiting the sun right now!” The bartender says, “And there’s a guy orbiting a… Read More »2018 Classic: The Elon Musk Space Car
2016 Vintage: The Aperol Spritz
“Why is everyone drinking orange juice in wine glasses?” “It’s 2016, Steve. Embrace the bitterness.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Aperol Spritz
2016 Archive: The Internet Search
She searched for “How to trade a son-in-law for a Charizard.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip” Edition… Read More »2016 Archive: The Internet Search
2016 Archive: Sully
Why did the pilot land the plane in the river? Because Tom Hanks is the only person we trust to save us from a bird… Read More »2016 Archive: Sully
2016 Archive: The Heart 2
“Your heart rate is 160.” “I just saw my ‘Screen Time’ report!” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition… Read More »2016 Archive: The Heart 2
2015 Classic: The Bridge of Spies Style
Tom Hanks doing Tom Hanks things in a cold war setting. It’s the ultimate “Dad Movie.” Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality… Read More »2015 Classic: The Bridge of Spies Style