2012 Archive: The Port
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Archive: The Port
2011 Legacy: The Governor’s Ball
Why was the food so “Digital”? Because after The Social Network, even the salmon had to be “Status-Update” worthy. Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Governor’s Ball
2011 Vintage: The Moneyball Math
Why was baseball so boring (but good)? Because Brad Pitt proved that you can make a thrilling movie about a man looking at a spreadsheet… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Moneyball Math
2011 Vintage: The Captain America
A guy walks in and says, “I’ve been asleep for 70 years!” The bartender says, “Then you definitely missed happy hour.” Part of the 54… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Captain America
2011 Vintage: The Death of Clarence Clemons
Why the “Big Man”? For the loss of the soul of the E Street Band, whose saxophone solos defined rock and roll for Bruce Springsteen.… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Death of Clarence Clemons
2010 Archive: The Soda
I’m “fizzing” with 2010 vibes. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The Tangled Movie
Why was the traveler looking for a tower? Because Disney made long hair and chameleons look like the ultimate travel companions. Part of the 47… Read More »2010 Archive: The Tangled Movie
2009 Vintage: The 2009 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the night the underdog became the king, Wolverine became a song-and-dance man, and the 2009 Oscars… Read More »2009 Vintage: The 2009 Final Oscars Vibe
2009 Archive: The Breaking Bad “Sidekick” Snub
Why didn’t Aaron Paul win yet? Because the Academy wasn’t quite ready for “Yo, Bitch!” to be part of an acceptance speech. Part of the… Read More »2009 Archive: The Breaking Bad “Sidekick” Snub
2009 Vintage: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why Rockferry by Duffy? Because for about six months, we all thought she was the “New Adele,” until we realized there’s only one Adele. Part… Read More »2009 Vintage: Best Pop Vocal Album