“Why are you smiling like that?” “I’m trying to be creepy like the movie!” “It’s working, but mostly because you have spinach in your teeth. Stop it.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
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54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
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The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
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In 2015, adult humor was viral, fast, and often filtered. If you ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jurassic World 4
"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.