The church secretary handling an urgent baptismal record sent via an old thermal fax machine, treating the curly, shiny paper like a delicate artifact that… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Thermal Fax Preservation
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Why did it come back? Because after Snowden, no one trusted the “IT Guy” with a thumb drive ever again. Part of the 37 Military… Read More »2013 Classic: The “Intelligence” Community’s “Wall”
Why El Camino? Because The Black Keys proved that a van and a guitar are the only things you need to win. Part of the… Read More »2013 Archive: Best Rock Album
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