Why did it come back? Because after Snowden, no one trusted the “IT Guy” with a thumb drive ever again.
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Baltic Jam"
Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s "E...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition
In 2006, the military realized that winning the war was easy, but...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2024)
Why did I see one? Because some Sailors are convinced that if the...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Swarm Debut
Why was 2025 the year of the "Mosquito"? Because the military rea...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Nuclear" Exercise (Steadfast Noon)
Why the noise? To remind everyone that the "Big Sticks" are still...read more »
33 Military Jokes: The 1998 “Desert Fox & Digital Drills” Edition
In 1998, the "Peace Dividend" was officially over, but nobody wan...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition
In 1995, the world’s militaries were transitioning from "Grand St...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition
In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Night Vision" GPNVG-24
Why the sixth sense? To ensure the "Operator" can see the future,...read more »
😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Legacy: The "Cyber" Awareness 2023
Why did the Sergeant fail the security test? Because he tried to ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Tactical" Fitness (Smart Rings)
Why? Because in 2024, you aren't "Combat Ready" unless your finge...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition
In 2002, the military was busy trying to find a needle in a hayst...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the Guard? Because they’ve spent more time on "Active Duty" i...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.