2023 Vintage: The “Girl Dinner” Enthusiast
They don’t change the bulb. They just eat a plate of cheese, crackers, and grapes in the dark and call it “aesthetic.” Part of the… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Girl Dinner” Enthusiast
2022 Archive: The Social Battery
I told my psychiatrist I’m exhausted after being at a party for 20 minutes. He said, “That’s not a disorder, that’s just ‘2022 Social Atrophy.’… Read More »2022 Archive: The Social Battery
2022 Archive: The Smile Movie
“Why are you smiling like that?” “I’m trying to be creepy like the movie!” “It’s working, but mostly because you have spinach in your teeth. Stop… Read More »2022 Archive: The Smile Movie
2022 Vintage: The HBO Max Purge
Why was the traveler’s favorite show gone from his tablet? Because a merger happened and now his “offline downloads” were as empty as a middle… Read More »2022 Vintage: The HBO Max Purge
2021 Classic: The Godzilla vs. Kong Winner
We finally found out who would win. (Spoilers: the CGI artists won). Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive. Historically Verified
2021 Vintage: The Black Widow Release
Why was the 4th so “Overdue”? Because we finally got the Natasha Romanoff movie, proving that “Family” (and Russian accents) are forever. Part of the… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Black Widow Release
2021 Archive: The “Fancy Like” Applebee’s Song
Why was the 4th so “Suburban”? Because Walker Hayes made “Bourbon Street steak and an Oreo shake” the ultimate 2021 date night. Part of the… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Fancy Like” Applebee’s Song
2020 Archive: The Memory
“Doctor, I forgot what day it is.” “In 2020, every day is ‘Blursday’. There is no cure.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Archive: The Memory
2019 Vintage: The Old Town Road
A guy walks in with a horse in the back. The bartender says, “You can’t ride that in here.” The guy says, “I’m gonna ride… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Old Town Road
2019 Archive: Peloton Christmas Ad
Why was the wife so nervous? Because she got a bike for Christmas and the internet spent a month debating whether it was a gift… Read More »2019 Archive: Peloton Christmas Ad