2009 Legacy: The “Surrogates” Joke
Why Bruce Willis? For playing a man who uses a robot to live his life—which explains his acting style for the last ten years. Part… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Surrogates” Joke
2009 Vintage: The “Million Dollar Bill” Whitney
The queen is back with a Whitney-sized hit. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Hat
I’m “capped.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Detroit Lions 0-16
Why was the city of Detroit so quiet? Because the Lions became the first team in NFL history to go 0-16, making “losing” look like… Read More »2008 Classic: The Detroit Lions 0-16
2007 Legacy: The 2007 Optimism
We’ve got the iPhone, we’ve got the hashtag, and the Transformers are real. Surely the next year will be just as stable and profitable. Part… Read More »2007 Legacy: The 2007 Optimism
2007 Vintage: The Bee Movie Fan
“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to change a light bulb.” Part of the 57… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Bee Movie Fan
2007 Vintage: The Portal Player
The light bulb is a lie. Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World went “Touch” archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Metal
I’m “hardened” by the steel casing. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Ego
“I’m a genius.” “In 2007, everyone with a Wikipedia tab thinks they’re a genius.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch &… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Ego
2007 Classic: The Transformers Movie
Why was the manager staring at the copier? He was waiting for it to turn into a robot and do his job for him. Part… Read More »2007 Classic: The Transformers Movie