2007 Vintage: The Portal Player

The light bulb is a lie.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two....read more »

In 2022, our reality felt like it was splitting into a multiverse...read more »

How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

In 2001, the world felt like it was finally catching up to the sc...read more »

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many ca...read more »

How many French people does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? Have you tr...read more »

How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

How many brunettes does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

In 2017, the world was spinning—literally. Fidget spinners were i...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ12/06/2000 17:25Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Men_In_Black_K11/23/2012 04:40We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Shrek_Donkey10/14/2011 06:09And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Mean_Girls_Regina02/16/2005 01:27Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Space_Jam_Lola08/10/2001 02:24Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Ferris_Bueller09/21/2012 01:11Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.