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2009 Vintage: The Hat

 I’m “capped.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Shrek_Ogrelord06/21/2014 09:41Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Dark_Knight_Joker06/01/1996 06:32Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Emule_Donkey03/24/2015 01:03Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Jordan_Fan_2308/05/2006 02:06Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Sum41_Skater08/06/2007 16:27In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Terran_Marine10/13/2005 05:53Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Hat_Tip_Sir11/02/2001 21:03M’lady... this joke is superb.

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