I’m “capped.”
Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
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Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
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Waiting in the queue was worth it.
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M’lady... this joke is superb.