2021 Classic: The “Pandora Papers”
Why was this the third sequel? To prove that no matter how many leaks we have, rich people will always find a new way to… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Pandora Papers”
2021 Legacy: The Harry Kane “Transfer Request”
Why was he still at Tottenham? Because Daniel Levy’s “No” is stronger than a £150 million offer from Man City. Part of the 54 Sports… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Harry Kane “Transfer Request”
2019 Vintage: The Peter Dinklage Record
Why his fourth Emmy for the same role? Because Tyrion Lannister was the only person to survive the Game of Thrones finale with his reputation… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Peter Dinklage Record
2019 Archive: The “Storm Area 51” Song
Why was the alien playing a flute? Because the “Raid” became a festival, and the “truth” was mostly just some cool desert vibes. Part of… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Storm Area 51” Song
2018 Classic: The Bohemian Rhapsody (Teasers)
Why was everyone doing “Galileo”? Because the Queen biopic was coming, and “Mama” was the only person allowed to touch the grill. Part of the… Read More »2018 Classic: The Bohemian Rhapsody (Teasers)
2018 Classic: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older board members staring in absolute confusion at the youth leader who wants to tweet the church updates, completely unable to comprehend how a… Read More »2018 Classic: The Twitter Ministry Update
2018 Archive: The Grape
I’m “whining” about the lag. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: Chance the Rapper’s Overalls
Why did he win Best New Artist? Because he proved that you can beat the entire music industry while wearing a “3” hat and looking… Read More »2017 Legacy: Chance the Rapper’s Overalls
2017 Classic: Theresa May’s Snap Election
Why was it a “Strong and Stable” disaster? Because she called an election to increase her majority and ended up losing it, proving that “Snap”… Read More »2017 Classic: Theresa May’s Snap Election
2017 Classic: The Smart TV
Why did the blonde ask her TV for advice? She heard it was a “Smart TV.” Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Classic: The Smart TV