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2018 Classic: The Twitter Ministry Update

The older board members staring in absolute confusion at the youth leader who wants to tweet the church updates, completely unable to comprehend how a short message about a fish fry can help anyone’s spiritual life.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2018 “Smart Assistant Confessions, FaceID Pews & Blockchain Building Funds” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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2024 Legacy: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Resident_Evil_Z07/22/2012 21:10Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli05/07/1996 07:23That still only counts as one laugh!
@Tank_Operator01/05/2003 18:59Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei07/02/1996 19:33You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro05/24/1995 16:28Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Flashdance_What09/25/2010 06:26What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob09/16/2005 17:40The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Lag_Victim_0103/28/2007 00:47I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

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