Why was he still at Tottenham? Because Daniel Levy’s “No” is stronger than a £150 million offer from Man City.
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
But you have heard of this joke!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Scanning... Laughs detected!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
I love gold! And I love this joke!