2007 Legacy: The Ego
“I’m a genius.” “In 2007, everyone with a Wikipedia tab thinks they’re a genius.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch &… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Ego
2006 Vintage: The Grey’s Anatomy Drama
“I’m having a ‘McDreamy’ moment.” “Unless it involves a McDouble and a nap, I’m not interested.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five &… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Grey’s Anatomy Drama
2005 Legacy: The Foo Fighters “In Your Honor”
Why the double album? Because Dave Grohl wanted to show he could be the loudest man in rock and the most sensitive guy with an… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Foo Fighters “In Your Honor”
2005 Archive: The Podcast Announcement Panic
The head pastor proudly announcing that the church will now be “podcasting” the weekly Sunday sermons, leaving ninety percent of the senior congregation convinced that… Read More »2005 Archive: The Podcast Announcement Panic
2005 Vintage: The Wind
I’m “blown” away by the new graphics. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Harriet Miers Nomination
Why was her Supreme Court nomination withdrawn? Because she was the only person in America who the Democrats and Republicans both agreed was a “mystery… Read More »2005 Classic: The Harriet Miers Nomination
2004 Legacy: The Sound
I’m “vibrating” with notification. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Sand
I’m “shore” about my top eight. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The “Purple Fingers” in Iraq
Why was the White House so proud? Because it’s the only time “Ink on your hand” meant you were a hero instead of someone who… Read More »2004 Classic: The “Purple Fingers” in Iraq
2004 Legacy: The Laptop “Ultra-Portable”
Why was it so small? Because it had a 10-inch screen and a keyboard made for a hamster. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Laptop “Ultra-Portable”