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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

This one is a staple in American humor:

Because it said ‘concentrate.’

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?”

  1. User_654
    User_654 [Human Verified]

    wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.

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