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2004 Classic: The “Purple Fingers” in Iraq

Why was the White House so proud? Because it’s the only time “Ink on your hand” meant you were a hero instead of someone who just had a leaky pen.

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2004 “Swift Boats & Purple Fingers” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger10/23/1996 12:50M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Pikachu_Fan_8807/03/2001 23:32Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Geocities_Neighbor01/28/2014 20:45Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Beverly_Hills_9021010/13/2003 02:04The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Scanner_Darkly12/24/2011 10:31I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@DVD_Rom_King11/22/2001 13:42More capacity for humor on this site!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr07/25/2002 12:24The magic man... is laughing!
@Numa_Numa_Guy09/28/2003 01:58Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Rick_Roller_0711/07/2015 21:02Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Smosh_Old_School06/16/1999 22:19Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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