Why was the White House so proud? Because it’s the only time “Ink on your hand” meant you were a hero instead of someone who just had a leaky pen.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
More capacity for humor on this site!
The magic man... is laughing!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.