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2004 Vintage: The Sand

 I’m “shore” about my top eight.

Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer10/11/2004 13:56You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Internet_Explorer_305/10/1999 09:30Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Shrek_Ogrelord11/15/2000 16:51Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Harry_Potter_Ron08/16/1998 02:18Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Sixteen_Candles06/09/2009 02:21I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

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