Why the silence? Because in 2022, the “Quiet Professional” actually stayed quiet for once—mostly because they were too busy training thousands of new recruits.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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