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2007 Archive: The Metal

 I’m “hardened” by the steel casing.

Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blockbuster_Refugee04/12/1999 12:13Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Retro_Gamer_Girl09/27/2007 17:09Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude09/23/1999 14:30The Dude abides... this joke.
@Celebrity_DM12/01/2007 11:27Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Dexter_Lab_Fan12/18/2009 02:13Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Flashdance_What11/07/2007 06:07What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Dancing_Baby_9606/24/2011 16:54Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Loituma_Girl08/08/2011 08:42Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Netscape_Now_B08/28/1996 09:25I clicked the button and it brought me here!

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