2020 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
“I can’t hear anything.” “Your mask straps are pulling your ears forward. You’re basically a satellite dish now.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
2019 Classic: The It Chapter Two Hype
Why were there so many red balloons? Because Pennywise was coming back to finish the job, making the local carnival feel a lot more sinister.… Read More »2019 Classic: The It Chapter Two Hype
2019 Legacy: The Cloud Storage Scare
The church secretary spent an entire afternoon screaming at the office computer because she couldn’t understand how the parish directory file “vanished into the cloud”… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Cloud Storage Scare
2019 Vintage: The “Bio-Metric” Success in Syria
Why did the bad guys get caught? Because they forgot that “Facial Recognition” in 2019 is faster than a Private’s excuse for being late to… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Bio-Metric” Success in Syria
2018 Archive: The Colin Jost & Michael Che Hosting
Why the mixed reviews? Because they brought Weekend Update energy to a three-hour show, making everyone wonder if the Emmys were just an SNL sketch… Read More »2018 Archive: The Colin Jost & Michael Che Hosting
2017 Archive: Camila Cabello (Havana)
Why was half of her heart in Havana? Because in 2017, she proved that leaving Fifth Harmony was the best way to get a #1… Read More »2017 Archive: Camila Cabello (Havana)
2016 Legacy: The Clashing Clan Warfare
The group of eighth graders huddling around a single charger wire during lunch break, screaming because their mobile strategy base got raided while they were… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Clashing Clan Warfare
2014 Archive: The Bar Stool
“Reserved for the guy with the most ‘likes’ on his beard photo.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World… Read More »2014 Archive: The Bar Stool
2013 Legacy: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the secrets of the algorithm. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: The Flappy Bird
I’m still trying to get my bird through the pipes. It’s an “infuriating” flight of fancy. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Flappy Bird