Why did the bad guys get caught? Because they forgot that “Facial Recognition” in 2019 is faster than a Private’s excuse for being late to formation.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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