I’m still trying to get my bird through the pipes. It’s an “infuriating” flight of fancy.
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Thinking is definitely funny today.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.