Why were there so many red balloons? Because Pennywise was coming back to finish the job, making the local carnival feel a lot more sinister.
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🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Legacy: The "Padam Padam" Kylie Minogue
Why was the 4th so "Heart-beaty"? Because Kylie made a comeback t...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Condiment" Bottles
Why did the mustard bottle talk back? Because it was an "AI-Sauce...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition
In 1995, Independence Day was a simpler time. We celebrated the 2...read more »
32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition
In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »
38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & The Force Awakens” Edition
In 2015, Independence Day was a "Social Experiment." We were all ...read more »
2023 Vintage: The John Wick
Chapter 4: Why was the BBQ 3 hours long? Because the movie set th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The The White Lotus
Thailand: Why was the 4th so "Elite"? Because the new season made...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2004 “Social Networks & Shrek 2” Edition
In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Pink Skies" Zach Bryan
Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Deep-Fake" History
Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »
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41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition
In 2020, Independence Day was a "Virtual Reality." We celebrated ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II (Teasers)
Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2
Why were there so many gothic teenagers in 100-degree heat? Becau...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Independence Day was a "Tactile Experience." We were all...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Laughing is as laughing does.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
You must construct additional laughs!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!