2005 Archive: The Battery
I’m “positive” that wireless is the future. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The AIM Away Message Exodus
The youth ministry teenagers leaving long, dramatic scripture quotes with various symbols as their instant messenger away messages before leaving for the weekend church camp.… Read More »2005 Classic: The AIM Away Message Exodus
2004 Classic: The Britney Spears
“Toxic!” The bartender says, “That’s what I call my home-brewed gin.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition archive.… Read More »2004 Classic: The Britney Spears
2003 Archive: Freedom Fries
Why did the U.S. House of Representatives rename French Fries in their cafeteria? Because France refused to join the war, and apparently, the best way… Read More »2003 Archive: Freedom Fries
2001 Classic: The Life with Judy Garland Sweep
Why did Judy Davis win? For a performance so accurate that people thought they were seeing a ghost. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2001 Classic: The Life with Judy Garland Sweep
2000 Vintage: The Remember the Titans Speeches
Why Denzel Washington? For proving that a high school football team can solve systemic racism in 120 minutes as long as Denzel is shouting at… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Remember the Titans Speeches
2000 Legacy: Bush v. Gore (The Ruling)
Why did the Supreme Court stop the recount? Because they decided that 5-4 is a perfectly good way to pick a President and that everyone… Read More »2000 Legacy: Bush v. Gore (The Ruling)
1999 Vintage: Santana (Smooth)
Why was Rob Thomas everywhere? Because in 1999, you couldn’t enter a shopping mall without hearing a Latin guitar riff and someone singing about the… Read More »1999 Vintage: Santana (Smooth)
1999 Vintage: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM with a clipboard, tracking the exact speed of the neighborhood mail truck down… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Driveway Radar Patrol
1998 Vintage: The Final 1998 June Bell
The beautiful, loud ringing sound that meant three months of pure freedom, dial-up internet chatrooms, pop cassettes, and completely forgetting how to calculate fractions. Part… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Final 1998 June Bell