I’m “selecting” my favorite variant of the multiverse.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
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