Why Denzel Washington? For proving that a high school football team can solve systemic racism in 120 minutes as long as Denzel is shouting at them.
Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2000 “Gladiators, Volleyballs & Mutant Leather” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Oops, I laughed again!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.