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2003 Archive: Freedom Fries

Why did the U.S. House of Representatives rename French Fries in their cafeteria? Because France refused to join the war, and apparently, the best way to show “diplomatic strength” is to change the name of a side dish.

Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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