2004 Classic: The Britney Spears

“Toxic!” The bartender says, “That’s what I call my home-brewed gin.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

"To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

@Geocities_Neighbor02/14/1998 13:28Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Cheers_Norm08/28/2014 01:19Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Broadband_Newbie09/27/2014 07:11Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Fargo_Marge11/08/2015 12:52Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Snatch_Mickey02/24/2000 09:24Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Tina_Eat_Food11/13/2004 02:41Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler03/25/2012 21:12May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Me_Gusta_Face06/29/1998 08:54Me Gusta this joke. Very much.