2012 Vintage: The Avengers Fever
Why did the IT guy call himself “The Hulk”? Because you wouldn’t like him when he’s “smashing” the server after a 24-hour shift. Part of… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Avengers Fever
2012 Vintage: The Pig
I’m “hogging” the emergency rations. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Legacy: Record of the Year
Why “Rolling in the Deep”? Because Adele’s voice has enough power to jumpstart a dead car battery. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Legacy: Record of the Year
2011 Legacy: The “Grenade” Bruno Mars
Why was the 4th so sacrificial? Because Bruno Mars was willing to “catch a grenade” for us, which made our fear of a small sparkler… Read More »2011 Legacy: The “Grenade” Bruno Mars
2010 Vintage: The First Instagram
Why did the tourist let his pizza get cold? Because he had to spend 10 minutes choosing the perfect filter to make a 2-euro slice… Read More »2010 Vintage: The First Instagram
2009 Classic: The Six
I’m in a “fix.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Diet 2
“I’m eating only generic brands.” “Good, your cholesterol is down, but your self-esteem is lower.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash… Read More »2008 Classic: The Diet 2
2007 Legacy: The Grindhouse Double Feature
Why the fake trailers? For a 3-hour experiment that proved people love the idea of 70s trash cinema more than actually sitting through 3 hours… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Grindhouse Double Feature
2006 Classic: The “Strategic Communication” (STRATCOM)
Why was it a mess? Because you can’t “Message” your way out of a roadside bomb. Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency… Read More »2006 Classic: The “Strategic Communication” (STRATCOM)
2005 Archive: The Battery
I’m “positive” that wireless is the future. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified