2008 Classic: The Diet 2

“I’m eating only generic brands.” “Good, your cholesterol is down, but your self-esteem is lower.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

@ICQ_Flower08/30/2003 06:15The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter03/25/2007 21:09The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole04/22/2004 21:23I see funny people... everywhere!

@Lock_Stock_Two10/01/2010 21:54It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Steve-O_Wild04/29/2004 11:50Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Orange_Mocha_F06/28/2007 05:12Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Homestar_Runner04/26/2015 07:57That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!