2020 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2

“I can’t hear anything.” “Your mask straps are pulling your ears forward. You’re basically a satellite dish now.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9710/28/1999 07:37Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@XFiles_Spooky_M12/13/2010 16:47Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Inkjet_Printers04/15/1996 15:28Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Oracle_Says06/26/2012 10:58I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Blogger_Default08/13/1997 10:27Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@WordPress_Fan_0305/09/2006 17:22The best thing since version 1.0!

@Club_Penguin_Kid01/14/2002 01:27Waddle on over and read this!