2005 Archive: Usher’s “Confessions”
Why did he win so much? Because in 2004, if you didn’t have a “confession” to make over a Lil Jon beat, you weren’t actually… Read More »2005 Archive: Usher’s “Confessions”
2005 Legacy: The “Feel Good Inc.” Laugh
The Gorillaz are back with a windmill and a creepy laugh that is the soundtrack to my 2005 commute. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Feel Good Inc.” Laugh
2005 Vintage: The 40-Year-Old Virgin
A guy orders a “Sex on the Beach” and asks, “Is it supposed to feel like a bag of sand?” Part of the 73 Bar… Read More »2005 Vintage: The 40-Year-Old Virgin
2005 Vintage: The Million Family March
Why was D.C. crowded again? Because Louis Farrakhan wanted to remind everyone that 10 years after the first march, the “family” still had a lot… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Million Family March
2003 Archive: The Elizabeth II / George W. Bush Visit
Why was London so crowded in November? Because 100,000 people showed up to tell the President they didn’t like his “Mission Accomplished” hat. Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The Elizabeth II / George W. Bush Visit
2002 Archive: The Eminem (8 Mile) Fan
“Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity, to change this bulb… would you capture it, or just let it slip?” Part of the… Read More »2002 Archive: The Eminem (8 Mile) Fan
2001 Vintage: The Scholastic Poster Dilemma
Buying a giant glossy poster of a pop star or a video game character at the book fair and realizing your locker is too small… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Scholastic Poster Dilemma
2001 Archive: The TV Guide Red Pen Assault
Systematically circling every single afternoon rerun of Matlock in the printed television magazine before the breakfast dishes are even cleared from the table. Part of… Read More »2001 Archive: The TV Guide Red Pen Assault
2001 Vintage: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, the magic is about to start! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Lettuce
2001 Classic: The Spirited Away Fan
One, but the bulb turns into a giant dragon. Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey archive. Historically… Read More »2001 Classic: The Spirited Away Fan