2008 Archive: Pineapple Express
Why was everyone laughing? Because in 2008, Seth Rogen and James Franco proved that a cross-joint is the ultimate peace offering. Part of the 35… Read More »2008 Archive: Pineapple Express
2008 Archive: The Dropbox Hype
Why did the clerk stop using CDs? Because he put his files “In the Cloud” and spent the rest of the day worrying about a… Read More »2008 Archive: The Dropbox Hype
2007 Classic: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.… Read More »2007 Classic: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
2007 Classic: 300
Why was the hallway a “battlezone”? Because every time a kid entered the room, they kicked the door open and shouted “THIS IS SPARTA!” before… Read More »2007 Classic: 300
2006 Archive: The Air
I’m “broadcasting” my life. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: Hips Don’t Lie
Why was the kitchen so rhythmic? Because Shakira was on the radio, and the aunts were proving that their hips don’t lie… but their claims… Read More »2006 Classic: Hips Don’t Lie
2006 Archive: The “Crocs” Takeover
Why did everyone’s feet look like Swiss cheese? Because 2006 was the year those foam clogs became a “fashion choice,” and every Dad got a… Read More »2006 Archive: The “Crocs” Takeover
2006 Classic: The Mojito
The bartender says, “I dream in mint leaves. Make it stop.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive.… Read More »2006 Classic: The Mojito
2006 Vintage: The Tourist
“Is this the same socket that was here in 2005?” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically Verified
2005 Vintage: The Million Family March
Why was D.C. crowded again? Because Louis Farrakhan wanted to remind everyone that 10 years after the first march, the “family” still had a lot… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Million Family March