2016 Vintage: The Hodor Trauma
“Hold the door! Hold the door!” “I’m just trying to get the groceries in, Kevin. You don’t need to cry every time I walk through the… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Hodor Trauma
2015 Legacy: Outstanding Drama
Why Game of Thrones? For proving that a “fantasy show” can be taken seriously as long as enough main characters die. Part of the 39… Read More »2015 Legacy: Outstanding Drama
2014 Archive: The 2014 Tinder Super Like
I just accidentally told someone I really, really like them because my thumb slipped. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive.… Read More »2014 Archive: The 2014 Tinder Super Like
2014 Legacy: The 2014 Exit
“Why was 2014 so wet?” “Between the Ice Buckets and the tears over Dobby… wait, that was earlier. Tears over the ending of How I Met Your Mother.” Part… Read More »2014 Legacy: The 2014 Exit
2014 Classic: The Lego Movie Philosophy
Why was everything awesome? Because a movie that was essentially a 90-minute toy commercial turned out to be a deep existential crisis about creativity, featuring… Read More »2014 Classic: The Lego Movie Philosophy
2013 Archive: The Fire
I’m “on fire” with my updates. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The Mannequin Challenge (Early Stages)
Why did everyone freeze for 30 seconds? Because “viral trends” were becoming a lifestyle, and we wanted to see if the gravy would stop mid-air.… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Mannequin Challenge (Early Stages)
2012 Legacy: The Virus
I’m “infecting” the web with Gangnam Style parodies. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The Breaking Bad (Season 4) Fan
“I am the one who knocks! …And then realizes it’s too dark to see the door.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 –… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Breaking Bad (Season 4) Fan
2011 Legacy: The 2011 Icon
One, but they do it while listening to Skrillex and wearing neon-colored skinny jeans. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive.… Read More »2011 Legacy: The 2011 Icon