2022 Archive: The “Wait in the Truck”
Hardy and Lainey Wilson. 2022 is a very “Dark Country” year. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified
2022 Archive: The iPhone 14 Pro
She loves the “Dynamic Island.” She says, “It’s like your brain—a small, dark space where occasionally something useful pops up before disappearing.” Part of the… Read More »2022 Archive: The iPhone 14 Pro
2021 Vintage: The House of Gucci Accent
Lady Gaga as an Italian socialite. “Father, Son, and House of Gucci.” 2021 is a “camp” year. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021… Read More »2021 Vintage: The House of Gucci Accent
2021 Archive: The Olivia Rodrigo Fan
“Good 4 u, you look happy and healthy… but my light bulb is dead and I’m crying in the dark.” Part of the 65 Light… Read More »2021 Archive: The Olivia Rodrigo Fan
2020 Archive: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner refusing to watch the internet livestream, demanding that the deacon continue dropping off a recorded audio cassette tape of the Sunday sermon… Read More »2020 Archive: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
2020 Legacy: The Ring Camera (Part 2)
We got a Ring doorbell. My mother-in-law hates it. She says, “I prefer to surprise you with my disappointment—technology takes the fun out of the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Ring Camera (Part 2)
2020 Classic: The Parasite Winning Oscar
“A movie about people hiding in a basement won Best Picture!” “Finally, some representation for all of us in 2020.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Classic: The Parasite Winning Oscar
2018 Vintage: The Screen
I’m “displaying” my emotes. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Internet Search
She searched for “How to trade a son-in-law for a year’s supply of high-end yarn.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Internet Search
2018 Vintage: Avengers
Infinity War: Why was the 2018 gift exchange so disappointing? Because Thanos snapped his fingers and half of the presents turned into dust before anyone could… Read More »2018 Vintage: Avengers