2007 Classic: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue

Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Refusing to step inside an autonomous rideshare vehicle because "...read more »

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@SpaceJam_Fan09/25/2013 01:57Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter10/09/2005 08:56My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Unix_Wizard11/03/2009 19:01sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@CSS_Master_9906/04/2014 03:13Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Tank_Operator04/05/1998 05:12Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Diva_Plavalaguna07/31/2014 17:37The highest note of humor!