Why was London so crowded in November? Because 100,000 people showed up to tell the President they didn’t like his “Mission Accomplished” hat.
Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Trump Return
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2024 Legacy: The Solar Eclipse (Again)
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2024 Archive: The EU Election "Right" Shift
Why did the European Parliament turn more conservative? Because v...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Self-Driving" Motorcade
Why did the presidential limo refuse to drive? Because the AI dec...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Pre-sale
Why did governments start selling plots on Mars? Because after lo...read more »
39 Politicians Jokes: The 2015 “Escalators & Emissions” Edition
In 2015, the world felt like it was shifting gears at 100 mph. It...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Comment
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35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition
In 2019, the world was a mix of scientific breakthroughs and poli...read more »
2025 Legacy: The First "Smart" Protest
Why did no one show up to the rally? Because everyone protested v...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Gen Alpha" Slang
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2023 Archive: The Trump Indictments
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33 Politicians Jokes: The 2021 “Capitols, Cargo & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, the world tried to get back to "normal," but normal had ...read more »
41 Politicians Jokes: The 2020 “Masks, Zoom & Malarkey” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
The farce is strong with this one!
That still only counts as one laugh!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.