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2005 Archive: Usher’s “Confessions”

Why did he win so much? Because in 2004, if you didn’t have a “confession” to make over a Lil Jon beat, you weren’t actually part of pop culture.

Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2005 “Genius Loves Company & Kanye’s Confidence” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Backstreet_Fan11/23/2014 15:52I want it that way... the funny way!
@Scream_Ghostface02/10/2004 00:04Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Brazil_Terry_G02/19/1999 18:58Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Green_Day_Fan03/21/1997 18:21Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Goosebumps_Kid04/08/2003 02:18Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Opera_User_9909/25/2008 12:48Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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