Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, the magic is about to start!
Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »
2024 Classic: The Beetlejuice
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »
2025 Classic: The Donut
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »
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2024 Vintage: The Paris
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2025 Archive: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Open
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »
2025 Archive: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
I see funny people... everywhere!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!