2007 Archive: The Nintendo Wii (Still)
Why was the 2007 Christmas dinner served in the ER? Because the “Wii-mote through the TV” epidemic of 2006 had evolved into “Wii-elbow” and “Wii-shoulder”… Read More »2007 Archive: The Nintendo Wii (Still)
2007 Classic: The Advice
“What should I do?” “Do what I do. Charge people for advice you don’t follow.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch… Read More »2007 Classic: The Advice
2007 Vintage: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this? Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Canoe
2006 Classic: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 55… Read More »2006 Classic: The CD
2005 Legacy: The Panic! At The Disco Debut
Why the long title? Because “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” taught us that closing the goddamn door was the most important rule of the emo… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Panic! At The Disco Debut
2005 Classic: The “Live 8” Concert
Why was the world feeling so united? Because we all watched a giant concert on TV and briefly believed that “Making Poverty History” was as… Read More »2005 Classic: The “Live 8” Concert
2004 Vintage: The Halo 2
A guy says, “I’m a Master Chief in the bedroom.” The bartender says, “And a Master Grief at the bar. Sit down.” Part of the… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Halo 2
2003 Legacy: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so light? It was made of “mist-ery.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Little Cloud
2003 Vintage: The Justin Timberlake “Cry Me A River” Drama
Why the rain? Because JT officially won the breakup with Britney by turning his pain into the most stylish music video of the year. Part… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Justin Timberlake “Cry Me A River” Drama
2003 Archive: The Maroon 5 Fan
“Harder to breathe… in this dusty attic while I’m changing this.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great… Read More »2003 Archive: The Maroon 5 Fan