2014 Legacy: The “Blended” Joke
Why Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore? For a reunion that had about 1% of the charm of The Wedding Singer. Part of the 36 Razzie Awards… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Blended” Joke
2014 Classic: The Death of Philip Seymour Hoffman
Why was it a wake-up call? To remind us that “Success” and “Stardom” are no match for the “Opioid Crisis” that was quietly swallowing the… Read More »2014 Classic: The Death of Philip Seymour Hoffman
2014 Archive: The iPhone 5S Siri Prayer Failure
The proud tech-savvy deacon demonstrating his new smartphone by asking the voice assistant to look up the Book of Revelation, resulting in a robotic voice… Read More »2014 Archive: The iPhone 5S Siri Prayer Failure
2014 Classic: The 4K Video Boom
Why did the designer cry? Because his computer exploded trying to render a 10-second video of the office cat in “Ultra HD.” Part of the… Read More »2014 Classic: The 4K Video Boom
2013 Vintage: The Laptop “Haswell” Chip
Why did the battery last all day? Because 2013 was the year we finally stopped looking for an outlet every two hours. Part of the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Laptop “Haswell” Chip
2013 Classic: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.” Part of the 42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Classic: The Bit
2013 Vintage: The Xbox One
It has a Kinect that “sees” you. My wife is afraid it’s judging her. I told her it’s just the robot version of me. Part… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Xbox One
2013 Vintage: The Bat-kid
A guy dresses up as Batman to help a kid. The bartender gives him a drink on the house. “Real heroes drink for free.” Part… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Bat-kid
2012 Legacy: The Mayan Divorce
A guy tells his wife, “Since the world ends on December 21st, I’m spending our savings on a sports car!” On December 22nd, his wife… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Mayan Divorce
2010 Classic: The Angry Birds Fanatic
One, but they’ll keep launching bulbs at the ceiling until they get three stars and the “Pork Way” is clear. Part of the 53 Light… Read More »2010 Classic: The Angry Birds Fanatic