The proud tech-savvy deacon demonstrating his new smartphone by asking the voice assistant to look up the Book of Revelation, resulting in a robotic voice loudly announcing “I found three comic book stores matching your request.”
Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition
In 1999, church life was defined by an electric mix of millennial...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being comp...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition
In 2022, church life experienced a massive, joyous return to the ...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2021 “Hybrid Services, QR Code Pews & Zoom Confirmation Classes” Edition
In 2021, church life entered a hybrid era, balancing a gradual re...read more »
2025 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
2024 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
33 Religious Jokes: The 1998 “Y2K Panic, Dial-Up Loading Bars & Beanie Baby Fundraisers” Edition
In 1998, church life was caught between a massive digital acceler...read more »
40 Religious Jokes: The 2008 “iPhone 3G, Facebook Pages & Guitar Hero Ministries” Edition
In 2008, church life was trying hard to remain culturally relevan...read more »
2025 Vintage: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a d...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
An elderly homebound parishioner refusing to watch the internet l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Still digging for more humor!
The history of humor in one post.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!