2018 Classic: The Website
I’m “weaving” a web of victory. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: The Launch of the “Screaming Goat” in Google Maps
Why was Mario in my GPS? Because for Mario Day, Google let the Italian plumber drive us to work, making every “recalculating” much more cheerful.… Read More »2018 Archive: The Launch of the “Screaming Goat” in Google Maps
2017 Classic: The Open
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door, it’s just me! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Classic: The Open
2017 Legacy: The Pill Logic
“Take this pill and don’t look at a ‘Smart-Mirror’ for 24 hours.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution”… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Pill Logic
2017 Classic: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner &… Read More »2017 Classic: The Hugo
2017 Legacy: The YouTube 1080p HD Buffer Crisis
The assistant pastor proudly trying to show a high-definition inspirational video clip during his sermon, forcing the entire congregation to stare at a small spinning… Read More »2017 Legacy: The YouTube 1080p HD Buffer Crisis
2016 Classic: The Radio
She hates “Indie Rock.” She says it sounds like “people who are sad about having to pay for their own hair gel.” Part of the… Read More »2016 Classic: The Radio
2016 Legacy: The iPhone “Portrait Mode”
Why did the boss’s photo have a blurry background? Because the iPhone 7 Plus decided that his ears weren’t important enough to be in focus. Part of… Read More »2016 Legacy: The iPhone “Portrait Mode”
2015 Legacy: The Sufjan Stevens “Carrie & Lowell”
Why the silence? For the most heartbreakingly beautiful album of the year that made everyone cry in their bedrooms. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Sufjan Stevens “Carrie & Lowell”
2014 Legacy: The Night at the Museum 3
“Everything comes to life!” “Especially the dust bunnies under the bed that you haven’t vacuumed in months.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Night at the Museum 3